Naughty Nurse: Minnesota Vikings long recovery

Naughty Nurse: Minnesota Vikings long recovery

The Minnesota Vikings collapsed so quickly in 2011 that our Naughty Nurse had to rush in with a crash cart. We should have taught her that the paddles go over the heart, not the ears. In either case, the Vikings have a long road to recovery after a 3-13 season.

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Naughty Nurse: Packers Dizzy From Playoff Punch

Naughty Nurse: Packers Dizzy From Playoff Punch

The defending champs found themselves knocked out almost before they realized the fight had started. A quick whiff of smelling salts and Eau d’Ho from our Naughty Nurse has the Pack back up off the mat and looking good for 2012.

Naughty Nurse: Detroit Lions off life support

Naughty Nurse: Detroit Lions off life support

The Detroit Lions had their Matt Millen removed four years ago and the their vital signs have improved dramatically since then. In fact, our Naughty Nurse of analysis took the former sad-sack franchise off life support in 2011.

 

Naughty Nurse: Chicago Bears Body-Cavity Exam

Naughty Nurse: Chicago Bears Body-Cavity Exam

CHFF’s Russian mail-order Naughty Nurse checks the statistical vital signs of the Chicago Bears. While the patient may still look healthy, but she found some problems as her penetrating pigskin probe slid deeper under the surface.

 

Detroit Lions: 3 Burning Questions, Playoff Edition

Detroit Lions: 3 Burning Questions, Playoff Edition

The Detroit Lions are in the playoffs for the first time since the 1999 season. Their ability to do more than play on Wild Card Weekend will depend on their ability to answer these three questions.

Lions Team Report: A whole new ballgame

Lions Team Report: A whole new ballgame

The Detroit Lions lost to the New Orleans Saints in their first meeting in Week 13. A loss this time means it’s ‘wait ’til next year’ — a phrase usually uttered by Detroit fans in August.

 

Lions Team Report: Hint of things to come?

Lions Team Report: Hint of things to come?

Matthew Stafford threw for 520 yards and 103.8 passer rating. Calvin Johnson had 11 receptions for 244-yards. The Detroit Lions crushed the Green Bay Packers, right? Not exactly.

Bears Team Report: Last hurrah for 2011(in 2012)

Bears Team Report: Last hurrah for 2011(in 2012)

The Chicago Bears were able to find a way to finish the season with a win over the Minnesota Vikings. The last positive they can take from the season? They played hard and didn’t quit. But now they can quit.

 

Bears Team Report: Playing the Vikings In the Pride Bowl

Bears Team Report: Playing the Vikings In the Pride Bowl

These long-time rivals are a long way off the road they expected to be on when the season started last September but taking satisfaction out of beating the other in the final game of the season could still make this a good football game.

Lions Team Report: Where Do We Go From Here?

Lions Team Report: Where Do We Go From Here?

The Detroit Lions would like to watch a rematch between the Atlanta Falcons at the New Orleans Saints on Wild Card weekend. To do that, they have to win against the Green Bay Packers.