The Minnesota Vikings collapsed so quickly in 2011 that our Naughty Nurse had to rush in with a crash cart. We should have taught her that the paddles go over the heart, not the ears. In either case, the Vikings have a long road to recovery after a 3-13 season.
The defending champs found themselves knocked out almost before they realized the fight had started. A quick whiff of smelling salts and Eau d’Ho from our Naughty Nurse has the Pack back up off the mat and looking good for 2012.
CHFF’s Russian mail-order Naughty Nurse checks the statistical vital signs of the Chicago Bears. While the patient may still look healthy, but she found some problems as her penetrating pigskin probe slid deeper under the surface.
The Detroit Lions are in the playoffs for the first time since the 1999 season. Their ability to do more than play on Wild Card Weekend will depend on their ability to answer these three questions.
These long-time rivals are a long way off the road they expected to be on when the season started last September but taking satisfaction out of beating the other in the final game of the season could still make this a good football game.